Oh, no, you don't!

You know what pisses me off way more than it probably should? Pedestrians. Here in SW Florida we have TONS of outdoor malls, and nothing is more frustrating than when people don't even pause before walking into the road. If they hesitate for a second, I always stop to let them cross, but I want to hit them with my car when they just go! Not that they would get that hurt considering the size of it, but at least I would prove my point. And when they cross, they walk diagonally so it takes even longer, and of course they're about 900 years old, so that doesn't help. Man, I need to get out of this state.